May 2013
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today...
Article here
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
Assorted blogging: Let's do a little comparison →
crimson-memory:
prophetofoldschool:
pansexualprincess:
passionofthedauterive:
Family Guy
Rape jokes
Eating disorder jokes
Pedophilia jokes
Racist jokes
Molestation jokes
Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
Body positive
No rape jokes, ever.
No eating disorder…
creapy:
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
just-another-porrim:
U Msg Me At 3 In The Afternoon
I Wake Up
I Say What The Heckie Is It
U Msg Me
U Say Ur Horny
Im On The Way
arise-arise:
cute names to call ur partner <3
my brotha my playa da shark slaya
imoo-chan:
illustratedshadows:
butts-with-bro-shades:
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYviBsqwwzE
Watch and you shall be educated.
solluxcoptier:
nemesisfall:
yumatsukumozexal:
Describe your life with one or more cards.
Watchslydig:
how to take a selfie
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
theonyx:
pelicannot:
sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like
THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
nahshaw:
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
avengerstimebitches:
foxnewsofficial:
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
spookyroomba:
foxnewsofficial:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
